I seem to have a wild life problem in my back yard. We have always had some troublesome coons running around back there - fat bastards to boot. I got chased by one of the little SOB's a couple of months ago. There's a blog post about that buried somewhere in this blog.
We got a new one: foxes. I saw a shitload of fox tracks in the snow in my backyard this morning.
The little bastard was running all over the place. At one point, he must have ventured out to the front of the house.
Hey Fox: you tell all your furry friends that there is a new Sheriff in Brookhaven, my cousin Cletus (twice removed) aka the "Redneck Special Forces" all the way from South Carolina. and he and his mullet- they shoot on first sight
|"Gonna get me some coons"|